One of the services my office provides is media placement in national magazines. One of the magazines we place is Meeting Professionals International, which helps people who plan meetings find locations and diversions for the groups of people they’re trying to herd. I got this month’s issue in the mail and nearly wet my pants laughing. So these signs aren’t real – oh well! It’s the thought that counts.
Holistic Health Conference: Tranquility and Deep Silence Session
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The Shrieking Eels Vocalist Auditions
International Feral and Infectious Animal Management Demonstration
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Little Miss World Gala
The Greenest Meeting Ever!
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Fossil Fuels are the Future!
Does anyone else think it’s funny that the picture of the “feral and infectious” animal seems to be a small, yappy dog? Hehehe.
